Just Askin'

Did I not get the memo that yesterday was drive like an idiot day?

Just Askin'

What is it about 80 degree weather in early March that makes people think it is OK to go outside dressed like this?

Or, this?

First of all, its March!  No one should wear shorts in March unless you live in one of those states where the temperature never dips below 70.  Just don't do it!  

Second of all, hasn't anyone ever heard of self-tanner?  There are some good ones out there these days that don't leave you looking like this: 

Or, God forbid, this:

And third, while I know that tattoos are in and hip and all that, as a woman, you should worship your body as a temple and only adorn it with dainty, demure, lady-like tattoos.  A pretty star, a small heart, maybe a sun and preferably in places that only you and a select few know about.  Don't go out in public with tattoos like these:

(although I would kill for her abs!)

OK, I am off my soapbox, now.  I am taking my pasty white legs and heading to get some of this:

I'll be in shorts in no time!  Woot!

Just Askin'...

Is it sad that, aside from my sister, all my friends live in my computer?

Just Askin'

Is it possible to go into the commissary/grocery store for milk and NOT come out with $50 worth of groceries?

Just Askin'

Why is the day after a hurricane always sooooo beautiful?

Just askin'

When you get a new car, how come there are suddenly one million of those cars on the road?

Just askin'

How come the time leading up to a PCS seems to fly by in a nanosecond and the time waiting for your stuff to arrive crawls by at a glacier's pace?

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Is there an unwritten rule for businesses that when they schedule an appointment to be at your house between 9am and 5pm that they are required to show up at 4:45pm?

Just askin'

How do you respond when your 10 year-old remarks "I guess common sense is not so common anymore"?