To recap the finale of this season's Bachelor one must first put on their dunce caps...
Because, ladies and gentlemen, that is what Jake is...a dummy, an idiot, a moron, a dimwit, a fool.
He chose Vienna and with that choice he enters into the running for the soon to be shortest bachelor courtship/breakup/media circus to date.
Why do I say that?
He's going to be on Dancing with the Stars.
From the start, I gave him the benefit of the doubt. He wasn't one of those fame whoring wanna-bees. He really was a nice guy who wanted to find his soulmate in this unconventional way. He was going to chose based on character and morals and prove to the world once and for all that the Bachelor is the best way to find true love! But, Dancing with the Stars?
Give me a break.
Its all for the publicity and notoriety. And I fell for it.
He chose Vienna, the spoiled rotten, can't get along with the other girls, hot tamale who makes his little Jake sit up and take notice but has more air between her ears than the Grand Canyon.
He kicked sweet as sugar, perfect in every way, Tenley to the curb, because something just didn't feel right. Poor girl...she showed more class, poise and maturity in the two minutes after he dumped her than Vienna would be able to show in 72 lifetimes!
Whatever, Jake. Best of luck with your "relationship." I predict that she will dump you shortly after you are kicked off DWTS and she will empty your bank account to pay for her nose job.
Oh, and Ali as the next Bachelorette? I thought she left the Bachelor because she couldn't get time off work. Whatever, they are all fame whores.
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