Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Failure obviously is an option

I have failed!  After repeating week 3 of the 100 push-ups program and failing the weekly test for the fourth time, I have decided that the only way I will do 100 push-ups is if I am pushing up a glass of wine to my mouth!

This program is supposed to train you in 6 weeks to be able to do 100 consecutive push ups.  I have had to repeat week 3 three times and still can only do 25 consecutively.  My spaghetti arms are revolting!  They want to remain spindly and noodle-like.  They don't want to do 100 push ups unless there is a reward at the end like Mel Gibson...in a kilt.  And since Mel is tied up with all his acting, producing, directing, and writing, and these days he is wearing pants, he has no time for my spaghetti arms.  So, I am conceding defeat.  

You can download a bloggie badge from the 100 push ups site if you are not a quitter like me, so I just made a few alterations and adapted it for my shortcomings...




8 comments:

jill jill bo bill said...

LMFAO!!!! And also right there with ya on NOT doing 100 anythings.

Deb said...

I do not clean out my purse - it never gets dirty (lol). I cant help it. It's tough to be so perfect, be nice to me.

And I have a hobby, it's sex. That's a good one right?

Laurie said...

Girl, I with you on that wine! Screw the push ups! ;) I'm visiting you from the SSS btw.

georgie said...

ummmmmmmm exercise is the debbil!
thats it peace out!

Anonymous said...

Hell no! We don't have can't and quit in our vocab...I hereby devote myself to your program and ultimately your success...we will succeed...it is what we do...

The challenge (if you choose it)

1. start over at week 1
2. push each other to complete our workout
3. post our weekly progress
4. have a glass of wine when we succeed...

Accept?

bty: I love you

Wheezer said...

Ok, ok, ok, you are my inspiration. Promise to still love me even when I am cussing you out for making my arms hurt! What kind of wine?

Wheezer said...

PS...I do like Deb's hobby.

Leigh said...

I am making the rounds introducing myself to those in the Santa Soriee! I am looking forward to the season, the reason and the fun! Drop by my island if you get a chance...have a good week