Wednesday, December 31, 2008


This year, I have decided to make New Year's Resolutions that I will actually have a chance of following through on.  So here goes:

1. I resolve to burn out from working out in about three weeks and return to my normal "work out when I feel like it" schedule.

2. I resolve to stay the same weight, + or - a few pounds.

3. I resolve to shop more, sleep less, and feebly attempt to recycle.

4. I resolve to wait until the laundry basket is overflowing to do laundry.

5.  I resolve to go to the beach, pet my dog, hug my son, kiss my husband and tell my entire family I love them as often as possible.

6. I resolve to drink beer, wine and iced tea.

7. I resolve to not look at my wrinkles, flabby butt, or cellulite in the mirror more than once a week.

8. One word, sex.

Happy New Year!


georgie said...

LOVE IT!!! especially #6 ;-)
Happy New Year!

Ali said...

I know, I can't believe that it is 2009 already! Great list!

jill jill bo bill said...

OMG That could be my list!!! Happy New Year! Love ya!

Bar-b said...

lol, perfect list mama!

Alyson, the 3 P's Mama said...

Based purely on this alone, I can tell I am going to like you!! Too funny Wheezer!