Tuesday, February 24, 2009

The Women Tell Nothing!

Show of hands...who else was disappointed with last night's Bachelor Women Tell All episode?  I have just one word - SNORE!  Can I tell you how much I despise Reality Steve for making me look for any innuendo or underlying tension between Jason and Jillian, Chris and Jason,  or Trista and Jason.  He has tainted me forever.  But, on to the show...

There really isn't that much juicy stuff to talk about.  I think this has to be the dullest WTA episode ever.  Even the beyotches were behaving themselves, somewhat.  Lauren and Natalie showed their true colors and behaved as if they were the ones who were wronged.  Natalie desperately needs a reality pill because she is obviously living on Planet Clueless.  She is far-and-away the most superficial, self-centered, egotistical, whiner in Bachelor history.  When she said, "I have never been on a date where the guy hasn't fallen in love with me"  I shot iced tea out of my nose.  Are you kidding me?  Can you say "full of herself"?  

Jillian and Stephanie (of course) showed the most grace and maturity.  The crowd cheered wildly for Stephanie and gave Jillian a standing ovation.  In my humble opinion, Jillian has to be the classiest and most grounded of any bachorlette in the history of the franchise.  She did not blame Jason for letting her go.  She actually blamed herself.  She said that once she started to have feelings for him she closed herself off and wouldn't give him more than friendship (with benefits, obviously, can you say "hot tub scene"?  Cinemax called - that scene was too steamy for them).  Of course, Chris asked her the obligatory Bachelorette question and, of course, she said that she would be open to it...Coming soon to a television near you!  The Bachelorette - Canuck Edition.

All in all, this episode was anti-climactic after all the hullabaloo from last week.  Chris Harrison does address the rumors on his blog and it does a little to ease my discomfort.  My favorite part of last night happened at the beginning when Chris was interviewing Jason.  Bubba chimed in and said, "If this guy turns out to be a schmuck, I am never watching again!"  

Soul mates, I tell ya.

5 comments:

Amy Amy Bo Bamey said...

I was bored too. Jason is a BUTTMUNCH, that's all there is to it! ABC can SUCK IT! I have a feeling it is gonna play out as Reality Steve said it would.

♥georgie♥ said...

It was so boring! I have not seen Chris H's blog off to read it now!

I feel like an idiot for thinking jason was sooo real and upstanding yada yada yada...okay off to read

Under the Influence said...

If they have the breakup on national television, I am not watching the show again and I will be sending one nasty letter. They will have gone from "reality TV" to Jerry Springer's circus and should just fire Chris and hire Jerry right now.

Lynda said...

Thanks for the link to Chris Harrison's blog...who knows??

Bar-b said...

crazy little effer. bor-ing indeed. Come and have some real fun at my tag ;)