Calling all bluffs??? Bluff, Party of two???

I am a bit under the weather today, so my recap might be a bit scattered - sudafed induced crazy, some might say.   But, I promise you, I will have nothing on the women from last night's Bachelor.   Wow....


Jake seemed to really grow from last week's scandal with Rozlyn.  And by grow, I mean a pair.  This week he had a take no prisoners approach and wasn't havin' any crap.  Go, Jake!


While I am not a big fan of Vienna, I do think she is getting a bad edit.  She was very sweet with him, when they both conquered their fear of heights and bungee jumped off the bridge.  I was very disappointed in Ali.  Wow, her claws really came out last night.  She was downright mean and scary in regards to Vienna and was borderline Mean Girls when she told Michelle "Aren't you going to raise your glass?  It's like a pact."  Yes, a mean, hateful, spiteful pact.  The only moment of clarity Michelle had all night was right there.  The rest of the time she was just a train wreck.  Jake saw through her veil of calm and totally called her bluff.  He had had enough at that point.  Girls, note to self...cattiness is never beautiful.  Ella's date at Sea World was kind of boring, which is how I feel about their chemistry.  She is very nice and very sweet but I don't get any vibes from them at all.  He had to give her the rose, though, after flying in her son you can't very well send her home on the same plane, can you?  Elizabeth, who is a raging, brazen, shameless tease, gets livid when Jake calls her a tease.  Um...tell a guy he can't kiss you and then tell him how turned on you are by him and how much you want to kiss him?  Yea, you're a tease.  Pretty much by definition.  Bye, bye...


Roses go to:  Gia, Corrie, Tenley, Ali, Jessie, Kathryn, and Ashleigh


That sends Valishia (who?) and Elizabeth packing.


Next week looks like the road trip from h*ll!  Could be interesting!